The first ever Northern Allstars spot-the-ball competition. Not even a mathematical formula from Dr. Freeman will enable a solution to this one. Not one single Allstar is remotely gazing in the same direction as another.

Clearance!

Early first-half pressure from Team Sid.

Billy, the Allstars' more fish-like keeper, prepares to make a hasty clearance from the oncoming Lev. Worringly, Marc (Team Excalibur's centre-midfielder) would appear to be the last line of defence on this occasion.

Sid Attack!

Sid means business, as his tangerine shirt enters the fray.

Jez nonchalently glances around, unperturbed by the Baby Sid v Mark Baker tussle behind him. Meanwhile Cookie and Shaun seem to be enjoying their date.

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